Army Tool

What is Army Tool?

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Someone Who has been homeschooled all their life. When the time come for them to apply for college, they have no guidance counselors, and every school they apply for requires painfull, unreasonable measures for those homeschoolers applying. Thus making the only option for the homeschooler to get an education is to join the military. Making them an "Army Tool".

Homeschooler: Dude this Sucks, I can't find a college that'll accept me.

Friend 1: Why?

Homeschooler: Cus I'm F***in Homeschooled! Now I have no choice but to join the Army.

Freind 1: Dude life Sucks for Jake.

Freind 2: Why?

Freind 1: He can't get into college cus he's Homeschooled.

Freind 2: Damn that Sucks. What an Army Tool.

See homeschooler, tool, homeschooled, army
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