Army Whores Edit Meaning

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The funniest thing about army whores is that they are experts at lying about everything. A true Army Whore will be in the middle of a divorce, engaged to another man and writing emails to her ex-boyfriend telling him he is the love of her life, all at the same time. Most Army Whores matriculate from Fort Jackson.Furthermore, while deployed, the typical army whore will likely flirt with married soldiers in every attempt to see if she's still got "it", just to see how many will take the bait. What a pity these Army Whores couldn't have just learned the Army value, Respect, for themselves. They hate themselves for whatever reason and take it out on the rest of the Army by spreading diseases among every deployed soldier and always wondering why they are constantly in and out of sick call for infection.

GI Johnny, "Hey, did you hear SSG West is giving out free BJs after she's done letting the puss out of her scabs?"

GI Billy, "Cool! Hey, lets go talk to Louis, Jason and Tooth to see if they don't mind sharing!"

GI Johnny, "Trust me, there is plenty of SSG Westwhoreland to go around! There is nothing better than Army Whores like her!"

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