Army Wife

What is Army Wife?


1.

Wife of an Army soldier. An emotionally strong and independant woman who does what is necessary to care for her family. A very devoted wife who is proud of her Army husband. She is normally very modest and kind.

Person 1: "Did you see that woman carrying her two kids?"

Person 2: "Yea, that's Holly. She's an Army wife. Her husband is in Iraq."

Person 1: "That must be hard for her."

See army, soldiers, iraq, love, loyalty, faithful, trust, holly

2.

A female that marries a soldier enlisted or comissioned in the United States Army with the intention to take every recource possible from her spouse. Usually spreads legs to anyone or anything that has money. Does not care for its offspring. Men are working to oust these creatures from society but they have failed and this has allowed for hybrid versions to develope.

Dont let your Army Wife talk to the other Army Wives before you know it you will be broken and alone.

See slut, witch, cunt, bitch, gold digger, whore, skank, war monger


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