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The unfortunate momentary loss of anal reflexes while performing Kegel exercises. Usually happens after a night of eating chili dogs an..
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Calling your friends up while taking a shitter on the pot.
Sarah, shit girl, you dump dialing me again? I can smell that from here! Dan..
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An illness which inevitably sets in when one returns home from attending a music festival.
Causes include:
-Between 2 and 10 hours sl..