Arpine

What is Arpine?


1.

A girl who is...

1) an AWESOME friend

2) a hottie with a body (sexyback, perfect rump, gasp worthy eyes)

3) brilliant (in the library, beneath the sheets, etc.)

Girl: I wish I was an Arpine.

Other Girl: Yeah, life would be dank.

Guy: Did you see that Arpine over there?

Other Guy: Where? Oh shit, I have to go change my khakis.

Plastic Surgeon: So, what were you thinking for the after result?

Angelina Jolie: I brought a photograph.

(Provides image of an Arpine)

Plastic Surgeon: Ahhhh yes, we've already done three Arpine's this week, good choice my dear.

See pine, airplane, bootylicious, dime

2.

One who smokes hookah.

Let's all Arpine-out.

See hookah, awesome, roommate, smoking


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