What is Arpine?
1.
A girl who is...
1) an AWESOME friend
2) a hottie with a body (sexyback, perfect rump, gasp worthy eyes)
3) brilliant (in the library, beneath the sheets, etc.)
Girl: I wish I was an Arpine.
Other Girl: Yeah, life would be dank.
Guy: Did you see that Arpine over there?
Other Guy: Where? Oh shit, I have to go change my khakis.
Plastic Surgeon: So, what were you thinking for the after result?
Angelina Jolie: I brought a photograph.
(Provides image of an Arpine)
Plastic Surgeon: Ahhhh yes, we've already done three Arpine's this week, good choice my dear.
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2.
One who smokes hookah.
Let's all Arpine-out.
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Random Words:
1.
the sexual selective disadvantage imbued upon all asian males who live in the known Universe, which renders them qrotesque and revolting..
