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when u stick ur dong between the couchions of the couch to pleasure yourself.
wow, my back is sore because i was up cushion-wedging all..
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The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"
And I was so drunk I told the co..
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To punch your partner in the stomach while ejaculating inside of them.
I gave her a Mulligan Punch.
See punch, cum, jizz, sex, hot..