What is Arroyo Grande?
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A small town in San Luis Obispo county that is free from the living on the streets beaner infested Santa Maria, the totally stuck up Bros in San Luis, and the wannabe gangster cornfed hicks from Atascadero and Paso Robles. Shares a pretty peaceful coalition with Grover, Shell, Avila, and Pismo Beach as a humble and gorgeous town with a kick ass, world renowned Olympic Gold Medal winning Shotput and Discus squad.
"Hey didn't that Olympic Gold Medalist Stephanie Brown come from Arroyo Grande?"
"Yeah, good thing too. At any other place she would have been on the streets or getting a farmers tan in Santa Maria or Atascadero."
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A crappy little town near San luis Obispo. The name translates to "Big Ditch" and that's basically what it is. Full of mexicans and poor white folk, the residents of AG enjoy hating on the more affluent areas around them while only dreaming to one day live there. Nobody moves to AG, people only upgrade their lives and move out. This place breeds slutty girls that lose their virginity at age 14 and are full of STI's and oxycontin by age 18. AG sucks balls, go to SLO or Pismo or anywhere besides AG and you will be happy.
"I met a girl from
Arroyo Grande who was a big slut with a loose vag, what was i thinking talking to her!?"
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Small town with basically nothing to do.
"what should we do?"
"Uh, movies?"
"well thats all there is to do in Arroyo Grande so ya"
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Literally "Big Gutter," Arroyo Grande (or AG) is a great place for a nice ethnic family to settle down and pick strawberries into the wee hours of the morning. Not far from some great places like
I'm so tired from pickin berries all the live long day in Arroyo Grande.
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