Arschnoogles

What is Arschnoogles?

The bits of toilet paper that stick to your arse hairs after taking a shit.

I hate toilet paper that's so soft it leaves Arschnoogles after a good wipe.

She was ready for back door action, so I flipped her over and was shut down by Arschnoogles.

Ooohh how romantic cunnilingass with Arschnoogles

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