What is Arse Biscuits?
1.
originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps
Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.
2.
An exclamation to erm exclaim when something does not go well.
Arse Biscuits! That landed on my foot!
Arse Biscuits! I failed my exam!
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3.
clagnuts, hairy raisins.
the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.
4.
Something that is completely pants much like biscuits made from anal seepage.
This website is complete arse biscuits.
