What is Arse Candle?
1.
A candle from the arse; a turd.
After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.
2.
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Its weaved from the finest arse candle
3.
A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.
Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."
4.
A turd passed after swallowing a string.
I passed a wick-ed arse candle.
