Arse Candle

What is Arse Candle?


1.

A candle from the arse; a turd.

After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.

2.

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Its weaved from the finest arse candle

3.

A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.

Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."

4.

A turd passed after swallowing a string.

I passed a wick-ed arse candle.


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