Arse Cress

What is Arse Cress?

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The wirey growth of pathetic, useless hair, that terrorises the arse crack during the entire life of the arse owner.

Removing the arse cress will only result in an even more horrific backlash of abrasive violation that may even begin to claw it's way up the lower back.

Damn it - I only harvested the arse cress last week and already I've got a new crop on it's way!

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