What is Arse Frank?
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When drying yourself with a towel, the act of holding the towel at each end with the towel between your legs like a large 2 man saw and pulling it backwards and forwards.
Come here sweet heart we just need to dry you off after your shower. Open your legs so I can arse frank you..
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Metaphor for staying in on your own and beating one off.
"lads" refers to your balls.
Laurence: Mate are you coming out ton..