Arse Grapes

What is Arse Grapes?

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.

"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"

See piles, farmers

Piles.

My arse grapes are playing me up.

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