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a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob
Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing
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You cum on your balls then slap the girl in the face with your balls.
That hoe let me fanagle-fuck her, she had it all on her cheek, an..