Arse Pelican Edit Meaning

1. A person who likes humping very hairy people/creatures. Did you see her on pay per view with Big Foot? She's such a llama humper...

1. Diet soda, especially that consumed by those who're intolerant of carbohydrates medically. My diabetic friend was coming over for ..

1. Lacking the ability to apply mechanical skills intelligently. Example: Driving with your thumb up your ass. Example: Driving in the pa..