Arse Wax

What is Arse Wax?

Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly scented with Eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & unsightly clag-nuts.

Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.

He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.

Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!

Forumer

1. One who runs a forum or is an active member of one or more forums. After winning our contest, Austin was awarded a green Apple IPOD MIN..

Pimpski

1. 1. One who takes his Marlboro money, gets on his knees for the Idiot Grandson (see) and Toyota, performs a mean fellatio and then badmou..

W99t

1. The facetious version of "w00t", which has been combined with "rolling one's eyes" (99) . "Yippee. Hoo-r..

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