Arse Wax

What is Arse Wax?


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Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly scented with Eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & unsightly clag-nuts.

Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.

He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.

Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!


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