What is Arseabout?
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A kiddies fairground ride with four little vehicles that go round and round and three scary policemans faces that do the same. This thing is spooky and is likely to give kids nightmares for the rest of their lives.
What rides are there this year... OH NO - NOT THE ARSEABOUT! It's there every year and it's scary!
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A sudden onset of fear that people are quoting Mark Zandi too much.
"Wow, I just read Financial Shock. It told me all this stuff, ..
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A ball of invisible lightning that makes you spontaneously combust when you are sleeping. The body only burns, not the room.
The Ballal..
