What is Arsebiscuits?
1.
A form of belligerent disagreement to a statement (see also "Bollocks!")
"I think Everton are going to win"
"Arsebiscuits!"
2.
An exclamation of annoyance
Arsebiscuits, I'm completely fucked it up
3.
Rather hard shit.
I must eat more Weetabix: I was shitting arsebiscuits this morning.
4.
a conjunction of two offensive words to make an apparntly unoffensive word.
"oh arsebiscuits kafelnikov beat me agian bastard!"
5.
what an athlone donkey farms DONKEY would deposit on the ground after a big feed of hay.
example is just right
Random Words:
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A pseudonym for the Common Badger (Meles meles). "strange individual" i.e. not what one was expecting
See also Alan Sheareran..
