Arsecandle

What is Arsecandle?

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles

Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.

"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience

dave you fucking arsecandle!

See JB

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