What is Arsecandle?
1.
Term of abuse coined by
You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles
2.
Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.
"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"
3.
someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience
dave you fucking arsecandle!
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A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but ..
