Arsecons

What is Arsecons?

Emoticons for arses.

Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.

(_!_) = Normal Ass

(__!__) = Lard Ass

(!) = Tight Ass

(_?_) = Dumb Ass

(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass

(_$_) = Rich Ass

(_x_) = Kiss My Ass

(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

(_o_) = Slack Ass

(_*_) = Sore Ass

(_@_) = Twisted Ass

(_<>_) = Slacker Ass

(_/_) = No Entry Ass

See Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds

Kafoofing

1. doing stuff that you shouldn't be doing. (aussie slang) "i've just been kafoofing around" See kafoofing, kaf..

Crock

1. Bullshit, nonsense, something that is a lie. However, crock is not usually used as an interjection like the above words may be. Crock ..

Guac-blocked

1. When you're at a party and all you really want is to get some guacamole dip and chips, but one of your fellow party-goers is drunki..

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