Arsecons

What is Arsecons?

Emoticons for arses.

Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.

(_!_) = Normal Ass

(__!__) = Lard Ass

(!) = Tight Ass

(_?_) = Dumb Ass

(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass

(_$_) = Rich Ass

(_x_) = Kiss My Ass

(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

(_o_) = Slack Ass

(_*_) = Sore Ass

(_@_) = Twisted Ass

(_<>_) = Slacker Ass

(_/_) = No Entry Ass

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