Arseparsnip

What is Arseparsnip?


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This is a very special special variety of parsnip which is may be inserted by the dominant party into the receptive party’s arse, hence the name arseparsnip see,because it’s a parsnip that you stick up your… yeah, you get it.

Due to the nature of this very special special parsnip’s employment, you may or may not want to consume the parsnip, once it’s primary objective has been completed. This will depend entirely on your penchant for a nuttier roast

Henry: Get down on the floor and open your legs!

Chris: Yes master

Henry: I'm going to shove this arseparsnip deep inside you, it might hurt, but you should be used to that by now.

Chris: Thank you master

See parsnip, arse, dominant, party


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