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The new 999 number, from the IT Crowd.
TV Guy: So, remember the new number
TV Singing People: 01189998819991197253
See 999, 011899988..
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Fear or anger felt upon the realization that you neighbors have more holiday lights than you do.
Lori developed Griswald syndrome after..
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a stream in Delaware commonly mispronounced as "cum creek"
mom! look! cum creek!
mom: what did you say?
dad: son, ill have ..