Arsepiece Edit Meaning

1. A horrible, horrible afliction of the penis. I'm sorry sir, but you have been stricken with the lopcock. See Conan..

1. Getting laid at dawn on your host's couch the next morning after a late night party. Sam's brother passed out by 4am, but he ..

1. One who frequents highway rest stops or park and rides known for homosexual activity. They usually wait in their cars for others to arri..