What is Arseus?
1.
The most powerful
I just caught Arseus!
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2.
Arseus (also known as "Mr. McBroken", "
Because of this, and the facts that Arseus can learn almost every move and that its stats are considerably higher than any other Pokemon's, Arseus has gotten the nicknames listed above, due to the assumed fact that if you ever fight a trained Arseus, you have an apparent 4.03712% chance of NOT getting your ass raped harder than
<Trainer 1>: ARSEUS, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
<Trainer 2>: WTF?!?! Nuh-uh, motherfucker, GTFO!!
<T. 1>: What?
<T. 2>: You heard me, bitch. Put that shit away, you made yo point.
<T. 1>: GO ARSEUS...
<T. 2>: WHAT!?!??!
<T. 1>: ATTACK WITH...
<T. 2>: Aw sweet Jesus, what the fu-
<T. 1>: TACKLE!!!
<T. 2>: AAAAHH- wait, what?
<Arseus>: GRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
{{CRITICAL HIT! MINUS 500 HP}}
<T. 2>: WHAT THE FUCK HAXX, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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A weird looking uber from the Pokemon diamond and pearl games. It has 120 in all stats and can be any type. It will surely be used and bragged about by 12 year old boys on Pokemon fan forums who most likely gave it a crappy moveset anyway.
Arseus is an example of the declining creativity of the Pokemon series.
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4.
A latin arse
Arseus maximus!
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