Arsewank

What is Arsewank?

The process of masturbation that involves inserting ones own penis in ones own anus.

It is often used in the same way as the word 'wank', to say that something is bad.

"Music these days is absolute arsewank"

One-eyed Lobster

1. A loyal member of the Communist Party. Sasha is a one-eyed lobster, always spreading Communist propoganda to his coworkers...

Cornetto

1. A brand of ice cream...never heard about the 'other' meaning, lewis. They're ad campaign is pretty damn good. "Mmm..

Murk-worthy

1. murk = to destroy, kill or murder something/someone. Murk-worthy is something/someone deserving of being murked. You can murk something ..

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