What is Arse-water?
1.
A rare and unexplained phenomenon in which a copious jet of clear water is involuntarily ejected from the subject's rectum. Held perhaps to be connected to the 'ARSE-BABY' (see entry).
Q: "Oh my GOD! What just happened to me!! A clear fluid sprayed from my ring!"
A: "Don't worry, that'll just be Arse-water."
2.
a violent eruption of water from a mans anus. Often linked with a gay mans menstral cycle.
"oh shit! ive got arse water"
