What is Art Scratching?
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The act of rubbing ones stubbly, unshaven chin against the buttocks or around the anal area of a willing 'victim'. Named because the main participants of this pastime are wannabee boho arty types with bad skin.
Geoff: Did you see Briggsy at NG1 last night?
Ringo: Why, what happened?
Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...
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A very sarcastic way to say that someone says a stupid line.
Frits: Beer is f*cking good.
Henk: No shit, Einstein!
See no shit sherlo..
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Post-fap discharge.
Sorry, I didn't mean to get fapple sauce all over your new sofa...