What is Artificially Awake?
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When one is extremely tired but must stay awake for one reason or another. In order to do so, they ingest a lot of chemicals (Red Bull, coffee, Mountain Dew, ect.) to keep going.
I am running on a little sleep and a lot of chemicals. I'm 9 hours, a venti latte and 2 gigantic red bulls into a 14 hour work day; at this point, I am only artificially awake!
Random Words:
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A phrase used to tell your co-workers when you're heading to the crapper. Non-offensive and suited well for an office environment...
