What is Artistic Queef Splatter?


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When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.

Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

Artistic Queef Splatter

See queef, gross, splat, splatter, abstract


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