Artistically Challenged Edit Meaning

1. A guy who ladies tell he looks good in tight jeans. Usually forces the guy to continue to wear the very tight and uncomforatble clothing..

1. A vaginal fart, sometimes caused by pressure in rear so wind escapes out the front but can also be used to describe that loud ugly sound..

1. 19th century slang which was popularized more recently by the movie Tombstone. Means "I'm the man you're looking for"..