Artom

What is Artom?


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someone who is very russian. born in russia. speaks russian. sometimes jewish but he denies it. bikes to school or takes the metro, one time he walked because he missed it. takes pictures and makes them pretty. will eat a ham sandwich wrapped in plastic wrap, and will give the stub away on occasion.

may or may not appreciate butt-flexing

"i met an artom once, he denied being jewish"

See russia, russian, jewish, ham sandwich


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