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An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.
Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?
Guy: I..
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the natural phenomenon occurs when a female fellates a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver...
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When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done..
