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The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand.
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Noun. A girl who does nothing during sex.
"Sex with Jenny was like having sex with a dead girl."
"Bummer, she was a zom..
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dig up a grave, gotta be a chick, at least 2 shovels would be good. you need at least six foot of plastic tube. get ur buddy to open the..