What is As If?
1.
Made popular by the movie CLUELESS staring Alicia Silverstone.
Meaning: I'm definetly not going to do that / not into that/ don't beleive that / etc.
If a guy tells me he knows I'm in love with him (but I think he's a total loser), then I say to him "AS IF!"
2.
an expression of utter repulsion and or disqust. to be said when thourougly annoyed.
"the sales guy came up to me, and was like, we have the best polyester pants! and i told him loud and clear "as if" and then i walked out the door"
3.
an expression used to display disbelief
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4.
Commonly used exclamation, typically amongst Sixth Formers, used in a sarcastic manner when faced with a situation that they either love or hate.
Ie, they shout "as if", often repeated by the action it is suggested they partake in, and exclaim whether they will or will not do it, and whether they love or hate it!
Can also be used if something is completely true, but you would like to draw more attention to it.
See examples.
Cassie: Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
Jordyn: As If I can't go to LeedsFest! HATE THAT!
Lameass Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
Messy : No, but Tom is.
Lameass : Ahhhh! As If I hate that so much!
Monique: As if we're going to Paris in two weeks. Oh wait. We are.. LOVE THAT!
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5.
Like when uttering disbelief at something that happened.
Usually said by crazy people, who imprint it onto the minds of those less fortunate
e.g
Beth-checks out Not very fit guy
Rosie- "as if you just checked out that guy, LOL"
Beth- "one day im going to start saying as if"
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Beth- "As if sir just made fun of us"
Rosie- "aha i know"
Beth-"holy shit, i said as if"
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6.
One of the best tv shows from the UK screens!.
The best teen show ever.
Absolutely the best
"As If rocks!"
7.
2 words that a 7 year old boy in 1995 (i.e. me) DID NOT WANT TO HEAR FROM AN OLDER GIRL'S MOUTH!!!
ohhh, i hear it now. get me the shotgun
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