As If! Edit Meaning

1. First seen at the Edinburgh Festival and worn intrinsically for banter, one can become a Ninja Bear by wearing the correct eclectic atti..

1. A person that only has sexual intercourse with him/herself. They do not mate with members of either gender, rather they keep to themselv..

1. the art of receiving three head jobs from different girls on the same night. i received triple colours last night..