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1. When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself. Sam- &qu..

1. One of the greatest men that have ever lived. Some say he has 3 testicles which have been named Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris and Mr T, respe..

1. 1. To have drunk 2 - 3 standard drinks; to be still completely functional; to be still capable of driving home. 2. To settle into the p..