As If! Edit Meaning

1. someone who believes they have partaken in sexual intercourse but in actual fact they have not. Person A:"i got laid on the weeken..

1. When something is so hard to imagine, that you just can't fucking believe it. Did you see that jerkoff pull out in front of my car..

1. An event or situation making the likelyhood of action probable. The opposite of a cock block. "Thats totally a cock hammer! Dani..