As Jober As A Sudge

What is As Jober As A Sudge?

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

Zwog

1. To eat whatever you find under and between the keys on your keyboard. Man, I dare you to Zwog. I was so hungry i had to Zwog last nigh..

Sauce Pumper

1. Pronounciation: sôs puhm-per One who pumps sauce. I hate the alliance, I am a sauce pumper. See sauce, pumper, alliance, awesomesauc..

Zuela

1. A loyal guy friend who no one wants to get with because, despite their loyalty, they are wholly unattractive "That Dan dude is zue..

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