As Jober As A Sudge

What is As Jober As A Sudge?

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

Awk Turt

1. an abbreviation for the "awkward turtle," a sign language way to indicate that something is awkward. It is done by placing one..

Zoolerf

1. The strings/ropes that pull the hood on your jacket/hoodie tight It was so cold I put my hood on and pulled the zoolerfs tight See hoo..

Frocket

1. A pocket located on the front of a shirt. Jack: I can't find my glasses! Jill: Silly, they're right there in your frocket! ..

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