What is As Per My Understanding?
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this is a way of saying "I'm dumb" as you try not to sound dumb.
commonly used after making a large blunder - it can be used as a cover story for the error by adding ambiguity to the instructions.
Barber: yes ma'am, I shaved your head - As per my understanding, you wanted a "cool" haircut... that will be 20 bucks.
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noun: A specific act so vile that could only be committed by a rat bastard. Also, the art and science of being a rat bastard.
Cheating..
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a girl so ugly you have to stare at the headboard in order to have sex with her
That hideous man beast Orr brought over the other night..