What is As Per My Understanding?
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this is a way of saying "I'm dumb" as you try not to sound dumb.
commonly used after making a large blunder - it can be used as a cover story for the error by adding ambiguity to the instructions.
Barber: yes ma'am, I shaved your head - As per my understanding, you wanted a "cool" haircut... that will be 20 bucks.
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Random Words:
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another term for Eyelids
To keep from seeing grandma from felating the bull, I closed my Vision Tarps
See eyes, eye, lids, balls, see..
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an asshole or belligerent dick
Man, that bitch is a can-uh pepsi.
See asshole, motherfucker, cockbag, bitch..