What is As Per My Understanding?
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this is a way of saying "I'm dumb" as you try not to sound dumb.
commonly used after making a large blunder - it can be used as a cover story for the error by adding ambiguity to the instructions.
Barber: yes ma'am, I shaved your head - As per my understanding, you wanted a "cool" haircut... that will be 20 bucks.
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a quart sized beer which can be purchased at professional sporting events for an exorbitant price
"Hey Jim here is $40--go to the ..