What is As Per My Understanding?
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this is a way of saying "I'm dumb" as you try not to sound dumb.
commonly used after making a large blunder - it can be used as a cover story for the error by adding ambiguity to the instructions.
Barber: yes ma'am, I shaved your head - As per my understanding, you wanted a "cool" haircut... that will be 20 bucks.
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To be rediculously, insanely mexican.
Damn! Look at juan the vato over there! He is definatley the most vatolicious guy around.
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Putting off going to the gym, or working out, for as long as possible.
I need to work off that Christmas dinner, but I keep procrastgym..