What is As Per My Understanding?
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this is a way of saying "I'm dumb" as you try not to sound dumb.
commonly used after making a large blunder - it can be used as a cover story for the error by adding ambiguity to the instructions.
Barber: yes ma'am, I shaved your head - As per my understanding, you wanted a "cool" haircut... that will be 20 bucks.
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Random Words:
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to cut someone's throat
"I'muna give ya a kiss on the neck, bitch..."
See cut throat, mexican bowtie..
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The store from the movie clerks. Apparently it exists in real life, too. Google it.
Hey, did you see clerks?
No, I've been living..
