What is As Pissed As A Mattress?
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Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become
"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
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Giving with feces as the lubrication.
Eww did you see that! He just gave that guy on that bus the dirty dan!
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its another word for beans on toast
yo bitch , get your fatass into the kitchen and throw some skin heads on a raft
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The way people act over the internet in comparison to how they act in real life.
Dan: She was acting so different when i met her in per..
