What is As Pissed As A Mattress?
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Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become
"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
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Someone who rests their testicles on another person face, while they are asleep/passed out.
I tea-bagged melissa when she was drunk!
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new song by michael jackson] and akon] leaked in 2008
Akon and MJ:
The nights are getting darker (hold my dick)
And there's no p..
