What is As Pissed As A Mattress?
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Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become
"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
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1.(n.) a loser that is so large could be considered a beast.2.(v) to make loser signs on the side of ones head and drag your foot on the..
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While being able to attract men, the inability to keep them as a boyfriend.
Even though Tara likes Sam she couldn't help but antag..
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another word for weed.
on the phone you would say"hey man got any of thet green carpet?"
See weed, canabis, green, grass..
