What is As Pissed As A Mattress?
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Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become
"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
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This is when you are fuckin a girl and alcohol is usually involed and she has got off about two or three times and you havent went yet. ..
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put one foot on the vagina(female) or penis(male) and the other leg on the fudge tunneland then shake legs as fast as you can creating a..
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a twat that is also a faggot (combination of the two words)
omg that dude is such a twat faggot
See twat, faggot, idiot, stupid, dull..
