What is As Pissed As A Mattress?
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Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become
"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
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1. Labor that you must pay to do in order to graduate.
2. Something that you do not stop showing up for Shawn.
My adviser has been on ..
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English slang for bull-poo/bullshit.
Something to the effect of "Whateva, you're soooo lieing!"
That was a buncha bullh..
