What is As Pissed As A Mattress?
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Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become
"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
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When someone (usually a friend) fucks up really badly.
Generally in the realm of dating.
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A blob of goo sometimes reffered to as a 'bone slash.' This can cause hypothermia in the rectum.
Person 1: 'Look dude! T..
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When you have had way too much to drink and you can no longer walk in a straight line.
Wow Cori, do you remember anything from last nig..
