What is As Pissed As A Mattress?
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Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become
"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
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1. An athlete that can reach an orgasm during an intensive workout. 2. A Non-Sexual derived orgasm.
I hate being a Set-Cummer! It makes..
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Someone who gets repeatedy fucked in the ass until come starts dripping out.
One who shits fuck juices
You are such a fuck shiter.
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