A's Pizza

What is A's Pizza?


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Pretty much the worst excuse for pizza I have ever tasted. It has burnt crap on the bottom of the bread. The sauce tastes like blood from the co-workers who made it, and the cheese is rubber from the tires of peoples cars who live in Canyon Lake. To summarize it for you "crap on crust"

A's pizza worker: What would you like today Sir?

Me: Uhhh, Crap on Crust with extra co-worker blood, two orders of three cheese throw-up bread, and a salad with extra leaves from the back of your pizza store.

A's pizza co-worker: Ok, your order will be ready in 2 hours and 15 minutes.

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