As Stiff As An Old Man On A Cold Winter's Night

What is As Stiff As An Old Man On A Cold Winter's Night?

1.

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

See stiff, old man, cold, winter, boner

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