What is As Stiff As An Old Man On A Cold Winter's Night?


1.

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

See stiff, old man, cold, winter, boner


48

Random Words:

1. A spooner's muffin. "Oh my GOD! look at that spooner!" "haha, and hes eatin a supuffin!"..
1. An award consisting of a lettuce trophy given to internet forum posters for posting complete garbage. See also ROD, Superbeaner That g..
1. A thin slice of slow-smoked spaz, a sheet of cheese, a little coating of enigmatic mustard between two slices of white city funk. "..