What is Asa?
1.
Tagalog(Philippines) word meaning "hope". Mostly used as an offensive expression - by people who think they are winners to those they think are losers. Used as a pun, a joke, an excuse and a common expression.
Gamer's lingo: You wish.
Foreigner: Where do I find this place? (points to the map that he is holding)
Pinoy: Asa!
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Gamer: Hahaha, you lose!
Pinoy: Noob! Asa!
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2.
A very cool and smart person. Asa describes the very few who can stay up all night studying, ace the test, and still be very respected by his peers, and an overall awesome guy.
boy 1: dude, i totally got an F in English
boy 2: you serious!? i got an A PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS
boy 1: wow, you are such an Asa
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3.
He is better than you, and he knows it! :)
BAH GAWD ASA IS BETTER! BAH GAWD!t3h pwn3d.
4.
Awkward Sexual Advances
Drunken girl w/ hand on your knee: Im having a party for 2 at my place. You are invited.
You: Um.... your drunk.
Drunk Girl: Your Sexy. Lets have sex. I like sexy time time with you.
You avoid eye contact and try to escape her ASA
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5.
describes that guy who can get any girl
dude, that guy is an asa, he's dated like half the school.
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3. one who tries to hook-up with his "friends" girlfriends, by guilt, but ends up epically failing.
Also known as "
1. "Do you see the way that guy is dressed?"
"Yeah, he's such an Asa."
2. "That guy has tried to hook up with half the girls in our school."
"Yeah, he's being an Asa."
3. "Dude, that guy is trying to Asa my girlfriend right now. What the fuck?"
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Acronym short for Asterisk sigh asterisk, or
Guy A:I just paid $50 for something I just found out is worth $10. Fuck!
Guy B:ASA
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