What is Asaip?
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As Soon As ImPossible
When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.
"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"
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When you drive and masterbate at the same time.
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When one needs assistance, they need sex.
Fundo needed assistance, but with no females handy, his right hand had to become handy.
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