What is Asaip?
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As Soon As ImPossible
When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.
"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"
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An alcoholic drink invented by the University of Washington Young Democrats while canvassing in Colorado so as to get drunk and not get ..
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To have sex with the mother of the person the phrase is aimed at.
Hey fag, last night I fucked you... IN THE MOM!
Wow girl, can I fuck..