What is Asaip?
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As Soon As ImPossible
When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.
"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"
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when the plasma on your computer screen returns to normal.
"murphie, murphie!! its ok, it reconvinulates."
See returns, cons..
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pronoun. to mastubate, to jerk-off
I saw dis chill on T.V earlier, slut made me wanna do the five-knuckle chuckle...