What is Asaip?
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As Soon As ImPossible
When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.
"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"
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Underpants (Australian Slang). May be acceptably abbreviated to "durps".
Crikey mate, I haven't changed me underdurps in..
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A track and field event that is 400 meters in length. The current world record holder is Michael Johnson with a time of 43.18 seconds.
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