What is Asaip?
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As Soon As ImPossible
When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.
"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"
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A phrase used when a friend injures themselves.
(steve falls on his ass walking down the stairs)
Carl: Ouch!! my labriola!!!
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A better way of saying hand job, usually done better by the male person than anybody else despite the best female efforts.
The girl had..