Asaip

What is Asaip?


1.

As Soon As ImPossible

When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.

"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"

See stupid, manager, client, impossible


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