What is Asaip?
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As Soon As ImPossible
When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.
"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"
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Somebody you have in check, they do what you command.
person1: "Yo, pick up my pencil"
person2: "Ight"
person1: &..
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As defined by Roger's Profanisaurus, a 'zig-a-zig-ahh' is to have a really good wank to a Spice Girls video.
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