What is Asaip?
1.
As Soon As ImPossible
When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.
"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"
See
Random Words:
1.
A way of saying 'no thanks i can't be bothered'
Can be used to say no to anything
Tom: Hey do u wanna come help me make..
1.
Verbal one night stand: when you have a deep conversation with someone you don't know, and never do it again.
Samantha and I had a..
1.
otherwise known as a dickhead dude at the club that thinks he's hot shit.
Damn, there's a lot of hard ankles in here and not ..