What is Asaip?
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As Soon As ImPossible
When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.
"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"
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The state of words containing excessive amounts of vowels. Common in British spellings i.e. Colour
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When someone drinks ALL of your drink when they ask for a sip.
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