What is Asaip?
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As Soon As ImPossible
When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.
"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"
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The act of attempting to open a car door before the doors have been unlocked.
"Wait for me to open the doors, you've caused a..
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Let's leave this boring place as soon as possible.
Adaptation of "Let's blow this popsicle stand"
It's 5 o&ap..