What is Asaip?
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As Soon As ImPossible
When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.
"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"
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when the weather is drizzly and you need an umbrella
shiznit i need an umbrellizzle
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a phrase used to express astonishment or amazement
Holy Fuhck Bud, your kid is on crack!
Holy Fuhck Bud, did you just see that??!!
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