Asaip

What is Asaip?


1.

As Soon As ImPossible

When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.

"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"

See stupid, manager, client, impossible


77

Random Words:

1. Stands for post alcoholStands for Post Alcohol Depression, which is typically experienced after a particularly heavy and prolonged drink..
1. A reference to ones extra layer of fatty tissue around the abdominal region. In the amount that it is fun or occupying to apply pressure..
1. This slang term most likely originated in Brooklyn and is said when someone says something or does something that is considered "wr..