What is Asaip?
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As Soon As ImPossible
When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.
"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"
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The act in which one removes the lid to the tank of a toilet and proceeds to deficate or shit. Once finished, replacing the lid a..
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The process of someone or something becoming more "normal"
"Duuude, look, that chav has thrown away his burberry!!!"..
