What is Asap?
1.
As Soon As Possible
This work has to be made asap
2.
As Soon As Possible
Originally a military term dating back to WW1 when abreviations were being used everywhere,
ASAFP may also be used when the speaker is distressed, making it "as soon as fucking possible"
"I need some fucking
CAS runs in here ASAP, get some fucking cobras down here NOW and fuck up those goddamn T72s"
3.
As soon as possible; immediately; right away; implies a sense of urgency.
1) I need this done asap!
2) Send the supplies asap! The natives are starving.
4.
immediately, right away (from as soon as possible)
We need to get out of here, ASAP.
5.
As Stoned As Possible.
CHRON 1: Yo, let's get ASAP this weekend.
CHRON 2: You know I'm down.
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6.
Already Sucking Another Penis
Ray Ray and I just broke up but I'm over him, I'm ASAP.
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7.
ASAP is what an experienced cannabis smoker will tell an amateur smoker when he/she is ripping a bong. ASAP itself will stand for : As Slow As Possible, because at first when you start ripping a bong, you have to start off slow, where many inexperienced smokers pull to hard off the start and waste mass amounts of cannabis.
Carson: (starts rippin hard)
Jonny: NO MAN NO....GO ASAP...ASAP!!!!
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