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A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.
His ass is full of ass crumpets.
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Ass crumpet, ..
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A person who gives free handjobs.
Vince:Fuck I got a boner.
Jack:You better go see a ostrich strangler then.
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