What is Ascertion?
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The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).
I newed so much that Forrest Gump was a real person, I made an ascertion!
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to engage in sexual activities. similar to "get (one') swerve on."
<i>i pushed him off me when he tried to get on..
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Too drunk to speak or comprehend english
At the festival, bill was psoloufinated, so he had to be taken home.
See loaded, sloshed, tra..
