What is Ascertion?
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The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).
I newed so much that Forrest Gump was a real person, I made an ascertion!
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A long last name for a person that would be your longest friend. Czubachowski's are caring, helpful, loving, and easy to befriend.
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The female version of "the family jewels"
"she just took that baseball to her jewelery box, ouch that's gotta hurt..
