Ascertion

What is Ascertion?


1.

The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).

I newed so much that Forrest Gump was a real person, I made an ascertion!

See ass, self-righteous, prick, asshole


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