What is Ascertion?
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The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).
I newed so much that Forrest Gump was a real person, I made an ascertion!
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Random Words:
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to take an extremely large shit after a large meal, sleeping, ect.
Holy shit! I gotta take a dig before I shit my pants!..
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A guitar solo that when played it cracks the earth (can only be preformed by Sean (Slash) Tate)
That solo from "No More Tears"..
