What is Ascertion?
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The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).
I newed so much that Forrest Gump was a real person, I made an ascertion!
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Having long uncombed hair that resembles Jim's from The Office.
I woke up this morning and had some crazy halpert hair goin.
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Finishing move from sex or mastibation inwhich the act of precise aim during climax. Usally aimed at a womens chest stomach or ass.
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