What is Asci?
1.
One of the best last names out there. And it's pronounced Ash-ee. So get it right idiots.
Asci is hot stuff.
Damn! Did you see Asci today, that girls a dyme!
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2.
The tiny sacs containing reproductive spores, found in certain fungi (ascomycetes). Hygroscopic pressure builds up in the asci (singular ascus) until they burst, scattering the spores. Not to be confused with ASCII.
"Hey, check out morels, they got some uberleet asci photos!"