What is Asco?
1.
A mix of Tesco and Asda combined, implying the person is infact poor since they only shop at two of the cheapest supermarkets.
"Lolol, you go to asco, poor nub ^_^"
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2.
(n.) A jpg conprising on a selection of photos of a pale, ancient woman with a headscarf and sunglasses posing for borderline necrophilia pornographic shots.
Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than
There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.
think-evolution/uploads/asco is now redundant
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3.
The act of viewing, linking, masturbating, or having sexual intercourse with women in the age bracket 80-100.
A: "Hey, look at THIS!"
B: "I hope you die, you sick fuck."
A: "Hey, what was the link to ASCO?"
B: "Here."
A: "Thx" *prints out to masturbate to while in the shower.*
4.
A verb in which an unsuspecting individual is sent a picture of a repulsive naked aged woman via the internet.
Ascoer: Hey bob, I thought you should check out this cool new website here.
Bob: *clicks* AHHHHHHH how disgusting!
5.
A hot asian lady willing to show it all. Usually accompanied by an expression of shock at the pure beauty.
"OHNOS! I has been ASCOED!"
