Asda

What is Asda?


1.

Wal*Mart's British bitch.

I work for Asda, yet there's no escaping from being reminded that I'm now part of the 'Wal*Mart Family'.

See wal*mart, supermarket, world domination, wallmart, Spuff

2.

Supermarket mostly found in Britain

Asda price!

3.

Asda, short for Associated Dairies, was founded in 1965 by two Yorkshire dairy farmers, bought by Wal-Mart in 1999, which is currently suffering from low availability much to the dismay of its loyal customers. Apparently this is normal for Wal-Marts.

A customer came up to me and told me the shelves were empty again. Like I didn't know. I then proceeded to buy apple Pop-tarts, but there were none. No Mario 64 DS copies either.

See No.

4.

A supermarket in Britain, part of the Wal-Mart chain. Quite popular with the moms of chavs and poor people. Most common people who shop there pronounce it "asdis". Despite all of its unattractive associations it is actually one of the best supermarkets, it looks better then a lot of other supermarkets and they have good DVDs. Plus they are the only ones who play music.

Im ashamed to say i like asda and i do shop there. its just all those common mucks bringing it down.

See supermarket, chavs, low, price, unhealthy

5.

ASDA bribed Koppel and Pete Winkelman to steal Wimbledon FC from south London to facilitate the building of a superstore in Milton Keynes.

ASDA are collaborators of Pete Winkelman.

6.

A cheap shop which also sells clothes (George for asda)

Is allso very good if you want to shoplift

has rediculus advertising

person one: Im going Asda

person two: Asda price chingching *taps back pocket*

See asda, cheap, shoplift, chav

7.

National Supemarket chain, more often referred to as "de asda" (the asda)

"i'm just nipping down to de asda"


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