What is Asda Bag?
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Plastic shopping receptacle which can also be used, in desperate drunken need, by the chavvy of the species as a method of contraception.
"So, I was with this bird and she was WELL up for a shag, but I'd run out of Johnnys, right? It was a'ight though, cos she whipped out an Asda bag and slapped it on me knob. Was just as good, and a bit colourful too... we went fer a kebab after, like."
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to steal something while annoying somebody
im annoying this person i may as well yonkstunburgerston somthing while im at it
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Something a vertically challenged comedian - which in some imperscrutable way became the richest and most powerful man in Italy - could ..
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a person who likes the cock and puts on ars
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