Asda Bag

What is Asda Bag?

1.

Plastic shopping receptacle which can also be used, in desperate drunken need, by the chavvy of the species as a method of contraception.

"So, I was with this bird and she was WELL up for a shag, but I'd run out of Johnnys, right? It was a'ight though, cos she whipped out an Asda bag and slapped it on me knob. Was just as good, and a bit colourful too... we went fer a kebab after, like."

See condom, johnny, asda, slag
73

Random Words:

On A Loose
1. To be crazy and uncontrollable. Usually happens after a brutal defeat in Halo. Man Coop-A-Loopwent on a loose last night, after I kicke..
Read more
Mexican Connection
1. A internet connection that is very laggy I can hit this guy he is lagging so bad he must have a Mexican Connection. See mexican, conne..
Read more
/).~
1. head slap, or slapping yourself in the forehead in frustration /).~ duh, or /).~ why me, ect... See /).~, head, slap, high, five, to, ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free