What is Asda Bag?
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Plastic shopping receptacle which can also be used, in desperate drunken need, by the chavvy of the species as a method of contraception.
"So, I was with this bird and she was WELL up for a shag, but I'd run out of Johnnys, right? It was a'ight though, cos she whipped out an Asda bag and slapped it on me knob. Was just as good, and a bit colourful too... we went fer a kebab after, like."
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A celebrity who serves prison time.
“Bernie Madoff is the nation’s newest cell-ebrity.”
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A clothing line for small rodents, not unlike miniature Tommy gear
Did you see that gerbil's new richard gear? It be da bomb
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