What is Asda Bag?
1.
Plastic shopping receptacle which can also be used, in desperate drunken need, by the chavvy of the species as a method of contraception.
"So, I was with this bird and she was WELL up for a shag, but I'd run out of Johnnys, right? It was a'ight though, cos she whipped out an Asda bag and slapped it on me knob. Was just as good, and a bit colourful too... we went fer a kebab after, like."
See
Random Words:
1.
A very fast paced walk, almost a run but not quite. Used in airports when you are late to a flight and you don't want to run but ne..
1.
a condition of spikey hairedness that arises from excessive indulgence in a bizarre cocktail of drinks
Fuck I look a bit Duncan Sagar t..
