What is Asda Bag?
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Plastic shopping receptacle which can also be used, in desperate drunken need, by the chavvy of the species as a method of contraception.
"So, I was with this bird and she was WELL up for a shag, but I'd run out of Johnnys, right? It was a'ight though, cos she whipped out an Asda bag and slapped it on me knob. Was just as good, and a bit colourful too... we went fer a kebab after, like."
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Pure man secks. Impyshmimpy will stomp your balls into a frothy goo, make you chug them down with a few raw chicken uteruses.
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A lady marmalade is when you take a woman and lay her down and smother her in orange marmalade... You then procede to lick the marmalade..
