What is Asda Bag?
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Plastic shopping receptacle which can also be used, in desperate drunken need, by the chavvy of the species as a method of contraception.
"So, I was with this bird and she was WELL up for a shag, but I'd run out of Johnnys, right? It was a'ight though, cos she whipped out an Asda bag and slapped it on me knob. Was just as good, and a bit colourful too... we went fer a kebab after, like."
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The act of standing above someone, while shaping your hands like a crabs claws, and repeatedly "tea bagging" the target with y..
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When a RPG'er is playing two characters in one RPG, and has them hook up.
RPG incest is sooooo lame.
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someone that likes to 'pork' women that no one else would ever do just for the hell of it
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