Asda Bag

What is Asda Bag?


1.

Plastic shopping receptacle which can also be used, in desperate drunken need, by the chavvy of the species as a method of contraception.

"So, I was with this bird and she was WELL up for a shag, but I'd run out of Johnnys, right? It was a'ight though, cos she whipped out an Asda bag and slapped it on me knob. Was just as good, and a bit colourful too... we went fer a kebab after, like."

See condom, johnny, asda, slag


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