What is Asda Bag?
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Plastic shopping receptacle which can also be used, in desperate drunken need, by the chavvy of the species as a method of contraception.
"So, I was with this bird and she was WELL up for a shag, but I'd run out of Johnnys, right? It was a'ight though, cos she whipped out an Asda bag and slapped it on me knob. Was just as good, and a bit colourful too... we went fer a kebab after, like."
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a homosexual that eats shit and thinks that he is part of the penguin family.
hey man..did you see that fag kapoopalolli!?!?..
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When the braking of a car is left to one's choice due to an unnecessary stop sign.
Passenger: Did you just blow through that stop ..
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Putting three or more fingers into a woman's vagina.
Mary's gash was so wet I had not problem planting a finger farm inside o..
