What is Asda Bag?
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Plastic shopping receptacle which can also be used, in desperate drunken need, by the chavvy of the species as a method of contraception.
"So, I was with this bird and she was WELL up for a shag, but I'd run out of Johnnys, right? It was a'ight though, cos she whipped out an Asda bag and slapped it on me knob. Was just as good, and a bit colourful too... we went fer a kebab after, like."
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Portmanteau of the words faff and avalanche.
Generally used to describe a situation where one persons faffing causes a series of faffs..
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When you go to pick up a slice of pizza and all the toppings slide off into the box leaving you holding a triangle of crust.
Damn, my p..
