What is Asda Bag?
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Plastic shopping receptacle which can also be used, in desperate drunken need, by the chavvy of the species as a method of contraception.
"So, I was with this bird and she was WELL up for a shag, but I'd run out of Johnnys, right? It was a'ight though, cos she whipped out an Asda bag and slapped it on me knob. Was just as good, and a bit colourful too... we went fer a kebab after, like."
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A bitch who is being a dumb cunt.
That cunt Jackie was bein' a huge jizz waffle tonight.
See cum bubble, cum dumpster..
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When a heterosexual is overcome by the urge to sing broadway,adapt metrosexual tedencies,quote chris crocker or sing britney spears song..
