Asdan

What is Asdan?


1.

A simple and childish teenager who have their own courses during their eductation-The Asdan Course. They are generally disliked by the "normal" kids as they have hygene problems and are socialy retarded.

You will find a typical "Asdan" in the playground, trousers pulled high (uni-sex camel toe clearly visable) playing It and/or some other game involving touching members of the same sex.

"Asdans" should be avoided at all times as befriending the "Asdans" may just turn you into one, though if you're retarded enough to actually LIKE an "Asdan" you probably are one.

Emma: WTF! That 15 year old is playing it and dribbling!?

Bernice: Asdan

Emma: Totally. Ew let's go back inside

Bernice: Yeah they migh touch us

Emma: *Pukes*

See retard, simpleton, freak, chav, individual

2.

A gifted person, although somewhat unintelligible. Another name which would suffice is retard.

"Oh my god, you're such an asdan"

See asdan, ass

3.

an asdan is someone who is so ultimately stupid that they're best hope in life is to work in McDonalds, illiterate and just a bum, spends free time trying to piss me off by shooting me when they are on my team in online games.

"WTF did you shoot you're own foot you Stupid F'kn ASDAN!"


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